love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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