you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Randomize
