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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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