I want to have your abortion
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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