When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.