Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.