Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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