Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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