i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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