i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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