We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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