Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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