I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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