Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Dear god my vagina.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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