They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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