I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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