so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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