my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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