So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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