All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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