Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My liver just broke up with me...
She said her name was "party"
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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