Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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