just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
