...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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