ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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