I need help removing her.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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