I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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