I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
high people should be assigned attendants
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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