Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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