If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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