The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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