Acid is not a monday night drug
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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