Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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