I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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