I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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