She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
