omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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smell my finger.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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