Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
