Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
