How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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