I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
