Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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