did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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