he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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