Just mADE A PArabola og urine
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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