I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Oh god it's open bar.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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