Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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