I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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