therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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