Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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