took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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