can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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