the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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