More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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