He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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