my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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