I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
pop tarts are not kleenex
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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